Just kidding.
I hate mornings with a seething passion, I don't care for birds, beaches are covered in sand, and I prefer to spend my evenings dancing or drinking. Or some combination of the two. I love my big gay clubs, and getting lost on the dance floor surrounded by strangers and letting nothing but the beat keep me moving. I also like poking around on the internet when I have nothing else to do, which is kinda why I started this little blog. It's just for me.
If you're determined to stick around, you'll even get juicy ex-boyfriend stories. I might even talk about the restraining order, if you're really lucky. Or if I'm intoxicated enough.